A bunch of salty bastards pretending facial hair equals experience. They call it tradition. They treat it like a personality.
Rookies get mocked for shaving. Vets act like growing one was harder than the job. And God forbid you suggest shaving it—because now you’ve offended their entire identity.
It looks bad. It smells like smoke and bad decisions. And somehow… everyone ends up with one.
Not because they want to. Because eventually, they stop giving a shit.
Gonna have that.
This shirt is our standard District Tri-Blend Perfect Tee we have been using for years.
